Saturday, December 24, 2011

Santa Tracker: 75.4 percent

75.4%

It might not look like it but we're fine, really. We're not seeing a few people until after Christmas.

Also, we're done with Christmas shopping for our dog.

Don't tell her!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Santa Tracker: 66.2 percent

66.2%

So how is it that the Santa Tracker moves so fast?

Elves.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Santa Tracker: 52.5 percent

52.5%

Wauwatosa! That's where that one hard-to-find item was hiding. So we're having them ship it to us from Wisconsin and it should be here in time. Yay!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Santa Tracker: 24.4 percent

Better not pout

Okay, our earlier Santa Tracker wasn't entirely accurate, but it's traditional for the first tracker to show 0%. Here's the real deal: We're at 24.4%, which isn't bad for a week before Christmas.

Santa Tracker 2011

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel

Christmas time is here, by golly
Disapproval would be folly
Deck the halls with hunks of holly
Fill the cup and don't say "when"
Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens
Even though the prospect sickens
Brother, here we go again

Just as we did in 2007, 2008 and 2009 (and as we would've done in 2010 if that wasn't such a freaky busy December), we are proud to present the Santa Tracker!