Medium

I was at a Halloween party last week, sitting next to a woman who was dress as a psychic. She had a long dress and jewelry and Tarot cards and such.

At one point, I turned to her and asked, "Are you happy?"

"Yes, I'm happy," she replied.

So I punched her one in the arm.

"What was that for?" she asked, rubbing her arm.

"I always like to strike a happy medium."

I live for moments like that.