Mentos Passwords for Stupid Fools Farting Sweet Home minus Garfield

Seven links:

1. Leningrad Cowboys & Red Army Choir - Sweet Home Alabama
2. GRC's Ultra High Security Password Generator
3. April Fools (Flickr group)
4. fart-sounds.net
5. Garfield minus Garfield
6. Computer Being Stupid
7. Diet Coke + Mentos

Macy's Farting Tiki Radio Laughed at Santa Claus in the Sky Without Pity

Seven links:

1. Ogden Nash's The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus
2. Television Without Pity
3. Funny Pig Farting Cartoon
4. Free Old Time Radio Shows
5. fieldsfanschicago.org
6. Henrik's tiki mugs (via The Sneeze)
7. Google Sky

Recycled Chicken Doctor & Pavoratti Tamacun Subwoofing Fun

Seven links:

1. #4 on Bully the Little Stuffed Bull's list, Fun Fifty of 2007: Doctor Who: The Ten Doctors
2. Bully's Fun Fifty of 2007: Part 1 of 5. (While you're at it: Parts 2, 3, 4, and 5.)
3. BK Kick'n Chicken
4. Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Tamacun (live)
5. Find local recycling options at gcycle.org
6. James Brown & Pavarotti
7. subwoofing

Hema presents seven local Byzantine netgrannys karaoke party

Seven links:

1. Seven Addictive Scifi Comic Books Free Online
2. NetGrannys
3. producten.hema.nl
4. Runescape Karaoke
5. Internet Party (NSFW)
6. 12 Byzantine Rulers
7. NetFlix Local Favorites (gotta be a member)

Quisp lasagna conquers Santa's random Zombo copter

Seven links:

1. lasagnacat
2. Copter
3. Films considered the worst ever
4. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
5. Quisp
6. Random xkcd
7. Zombo.com