Sunday, July 15, 2007


Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow! A dispatch from the world of unexpected pain.

I was listening to an audio book (yes, Order of the Phoenix) on my personal CD player while doing household chores. As I yanked the sheets off the bed I felt a painful, crackling, stabbing sensation in both ears at once.

Apparently the sheets' discharge of static electricity decided to fork its way up the cords, through both earpieces and into my ears to conclude its journey in the center of my brain.

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