Catwoman...
...is stealing jewels from a castle. She is interrupted by Queen Renaldi...
...who pulls off Catwoman's mask and cries "Mia Thermopolis! Princess! What are you doing?"
Just then Penguin attacks...
...threatening Mia with an umbrella sword. His attack is parried by the umbrella of Queen Renaldi, who is actually Mary Poppins.
An umbrella duel ensues but is interrupted when a taxi crashes through the castle wall, driven by Elaine O'Connor-Nardo...
...who knocks off Penguin's top hat to reveal that he's her dispatcher, Louie De Palma.
Suddenly Johnny Dangerously...
...dives through the window, kisses "Elaine" and announces that she's secretly Johnny's girlfriend Lil.
But we know he's really Batman.
Batman's identity is confirmed when Batgirl...
...puts a mask on him, only to have her own mask yanked off by Jorge...
...revealing her to be Lynn, who washed hair in Jorge's beauty shop.
All eyes are now on Jorge.
There's an awkward pause.
"All right," Jorge says as he yanks off his wig. "I'm Kevin Bacon."
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