Showing posts with label Monsieur Mallah and Brain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monsieur Mallah and Brain. Show all posts

Friday, November 20, 2009

Bloody Brain and Voice Transformer in the mail

We all face a scarlet conclusion / But we spend our time in a dream

My Bloody Brain and Voice Transformer have arrived in the mail while I was away at G2E in Las Vegas.

Bloody Brain and Voice Transformer

This brain looks a little small, like the last one. I guess all brains look smaller than you expect them to.

The voice gadget has 5 different binary switches...

5 switches...

...for different voice disguise effects, shown on the back of the box.

...so where are the other 23 permutations?

If I can find a good setting for Monsieur Mallah's voice and a good setting for Brain's voice I'll buy a second gadget. I hope so. I saw some ventriloquist acts on the G2E Variety Entertainment Showcase Stage this last week...

Willy Brown & Woody at Global Gaming Expo in Las Vegas Romeo, Taylor Mason and Paco the Pig

...and I'm looking forward to trying out some of the schtick.

This has been a Monsieur Mallah and Brain costume update.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Dome and brain in the mail

Don't you want a little gorilla you can call your own / A gorilla who'll be with ya when you're all alone?

My plastic dome and Pink Prop Brain Decoration have arrived in the mail.

Clear Plastic Hemisphere and Pink Prop Brain Decoration

You can't tell if from the photo, but the brain looks kind of small. True, the brain is actual size. Reportedly, the human brain is the size of two fists. But it still looks small.

This has been a Monsieur Mallah and Brain costume update.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Connecting gorilla to Brain

Ferons la même chose que nous faisons chaque nuit, Mallah. Essayerons de succéder le monde.

It has occurred to me that I could operate Brain, wirelessly, as a ventriloquist's dummy. And it wouldn't matter that I moved my lips because I'd be wearing a gorilla mask.

Monsieur Mallah & Brain costume schematic

This has been a Monsieur Mallah and Brain costume update.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Bullets in my mailbox

Ça alors, Cerveau, que voulez-vous faire ce soir?

My order of four Bandolier Bullet Belt Deluxe arrived today.

Bandolier Bullet Belt Deluxe, qty 4

This has been a Monsieur Mallah and Brain costume update.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Planning my next obscure comic-book costume

Halloween is just over and we're still months away from Comic-Con, but it's not too early to plan my costume.

I'm thinking Monsieur Mallah. Which means, of course, that I'll also need Brain.

I will rock you like a baby, I will, / Cradled in my arms, / I will keep you safe from danger, / Shelter you from harm

These two are like Tristan and Isolde, if Tristan were a super-intelligent, French-accented, bandolier-toting male gorilla and Isolde were an evil scientist whose bitter rival turned him into a brain in a jar. The tale of the two star-crossed lovers was best told in Grant Morrison's epic run on Doom Patrol where we saw Brain (temporarily housed in Cliff Steele's Robotman body) confessing his love for Monsieur Mallah...

Kiss me, Mallah!

...before the two were tragically and explosively torn asunder.

(The less said about the repeat of this plotline in Salvation Run, the better. Ugh.)

If I want models, DC has sells a set of small action figures called Mallah's Revenge:

I've already got the gorilla costume, given to me many years ago by the redhead. I've used it in a few costumes over the years.

2002 USA Gorilla 2005 Gorilla French Maid

So that's a lot of the costume right there. The rest is just choosing among accessories:

Bandolier Belt Red Wool Beret Pink Prop Brain Decoration Brain Bloody Brain Gelatin Mold Glass Dome Pocket Watch Display Metallic White Mini Wastebasket Clear Plastic Hemisphere Magic Lights and Sound Ball Walkie Talkie Headset 6 x 24 Inch Stainless Steel Pipe Two-Tone Harmony Waste Basket Deluxe 5 Voice Disguiser