I saw Chubby Carrier and Bayou Swamp Band play at an Austin event today and they were terrific. I especially loved the washboard player, who wore his washboard like a chain mail jacket.
Go right now and buy their CD. (I got mine autographed).
I was chatting with the bar's sound guy about them. "They're good," he said. "They're really good. I know. I listen to shit bands all day long."
A weekly check-in on the Banjo versus TV project — J.R.'s resolution to spend more time in 2008 on his banjo than on TV.
Yup. Dave and I talked terms and he's my new banjo teacher. We kicked it off with a phone call in which we discussed my banjo past, present and future. I'll be starting my first lesson with Dave on the 22nd.
Here are some of the highlights from our discussion.
Where do I want to be a year from now? Participate well in jams. Play comfortably solo.
Books: Dave has read my blog (Hi, Dave!) and sees that I've got a lot of books. With Dave, I won't be using books. Maaaybe Tony Trischka's new book. And he does approve of Janet Davis' Splitting the Licks.
Recordings: I'll be doing a lot of playing along with recordings.
Guitar: Dave really likes my plan to learn a little guitar so I can follow along with the guitarist's chord changes during a jam.
Homework between now and my first lesson:
Movable chord forms: Work on the three movable chord forms: bar, F and D. Find all of the G chords and all of the D chords.
Songs: Make a list of a half dozen songs I want to be able to play along with.
A weekly check-in on the Banjo versus TV project — J.R.'s resolution to spend more time in 2008 on his banjo than on TV.
I think I've found my new banjo teacher. Dave comes highly recommended by some folks I know in the local music scene. He's got a great bluegrass style and he's the go-to guy for the local jam schedules. Dave and I arranged to meet at a local jam (first Tuesday of the month at the Red Line Bar), which gave us a chance to size each other up. Apparently I passed Dave's sniff test. We'll be talking terms and schedules soon.
Also in the last week:
Lately I've been a little stuck, banjo-wise. I think the decision to change banjo teachers threw me for a loop. Combine that with a couple of other projects and you get what I've had the last few weeks: not much banjo time. So I took the banjo along on a Fourth of July weekend trip. I practiced at rest stops... ...and I was able to demonstrate the banjo... ...to some of my musically-inclined relatives. (Banjovangelism, I call it.) That did the trick. All unstuck.
I got to a jam session without my capo and I had the chance to use the improvised rubber-band-and-a-pencil capo I'd read about in Earl's book.
I created a banjo mute out of a $1.47 foam paintbrush. This one deserves its own post, which I'll get to soon.
J.R. answers letters that aren't really addressed to him
Dear Maid of Stress,
I saw Dear Prudence' response to your letter. Prudence got it wrong, and I'm writing you so you can do right by your friend at her wedding.
So your friend wants to have a cartoon-themed wedding and has asked you to be in the cartoon-themed wedding party. Take it as a compliment, get over yourself and help your friend enjoy her day.
Your friend obviously believes that you can lighten up and have a good time. I think you're an old fuddy-duddy who wouldn't know a good time if it hit her on the head with an anvil. So prove her right and prove me wrong by getting out there and partying down as Daffy Duck – a character who, like you, is funny because he takes himself too seriously.
To prepare yourself for this assignment, you need to watch the Chuck Jones classic cartoon Duck Amuck.
In short: It's your friend's wedding day, not yours. Get that stick out of your ass and use it to conduct the orchestra for her.
Signed, J.R.
P.S. Send me photos of the wedding. It sounds like it's going to be a blast.
I like using the Microsoft Scanner and Camera Wizard to move my digital photos from my devices to my hard drive. But for some reason Windows XP had stopped running Autoplay when I inserted a CD card into my internal SD card reader, so I wasn't able to use the wizard.
After a bunch of Googling and failed attempts at repair, I finally found the Autoplay Repair Wizard at microsoft.com, and that fixed the problem.
I really regret that I didn't collect names and contact information from all of the great people I met at Wizard World Chicago 2008. If you're one of the people I met there, please drop me a line at...
...so we can keep in touch.
If we met, you'd probably remember. I looked like this:
A weekly check-in on the Banjo versus TV project — J.R.'s resolution to spend more time in 2008 on his banjo than on TV.
This was kind of a big week for me, banjo-wise. I've decided to switch banjo teachers. Mike has been a great teacher, but I want to get really good at bluegrass stuff and his expertise is in frailing.
I'll still be working with Mike, but in a different capacity. One of the banjo jamming skills I'm working on is my ability to follow the guitar. In order to do that well I need to recognize what chords the guitarist is playing. I figure the best way to do that is to learn a little guitar myself, and Mike is a great guitar teacher. So I'll be taking some guitar lessons from Mike.
But I'm looking into some other teachers for the bluegrass banjo. Watch this space for the results.
I'm working on a Granny Goodness costume how-to, similar to the one I created for my Plastic Man costume last year. But it will probably be the weekend before I finish it.
In the mean time, let's check in with the Internets and find out what people are saying about GG. (I'll update this over the next few days.)
Sun 6/29: Jinxworld's The Wizard World Chicago Photo Thread has a Granny photo and discussion, starting with "There are some things that should never be seen and one of those is a guy in a Granny Goodness costume."
Sun 6/29: Another photo, another comment at Big Time Attic: "Oh, and I LOVED that Granny Goodness costume. The guy who was in the suit said that the one thing he wished was that his mouth was 30% wider."
The Granny Goodness picture here is priceless. Even my four year old daughter loved that picture. She said, "That's a Super-Grandma! That's funny!"
Mon 6/30: AICN's Ambush Bug describes "the fun that goes along with taking a whiz beside an old dude in a Granny Goodness costume."
Mon 6/30: Brett says "[t]he creepiest costume had to belong to the guy dressed as Granny Goodness" and is weirded out by me getting that Superbaby photo.
Tue 7/1: jakze took a photo from the Shortpants Press booth. (The artists of artists' alley really got the costume. Love live Jack Kirby!)
Tue 7/1: bmwz4hotguy started the Wizard World Pics thread on the Wonder Woman section of the DC Universe message boards and included a photo of Granny. People's comments included:
"Granny Goodness is perfect."
"Yes, I'd agree that Granny was the best! Now there's someone I could be afraid of."
"And... Granny Goodness??? Who'da thought somebody would dress as her?"
Wed 7/2: Speaking of, at the Who Wants to Be a Superhero forum on SciFi.com they've got some pix of Granny and The Defuser. They say, "So that's Granny Goodness! Yeah, be careful around her, TD... She's one of Darkseid's bunch!" But they needn't worry. The Defuser knew exactly who Granny was. ("Where's Mr. Miracle? Where's Barda?" he asked me. The man knows his comics.)
Wed 7/2: swimeddieswim has a pretty good photo, cropped and everything.
Take Pictures: I took like 5 pictures, and they don't quite convey the fun we had. I did get a sweet picture with a guy who was a little too into his Granny Goodness identity. He made for one ugly woman.
The 7/8: Peng calls me the "most courageous man i've ever met," which is very nice. One of his readers points out a design flaw in the costume, which is embarassing.
Fri 7/11: HollywoodChicago talks about Granny around 13 minutes into Episode Three of their podcast.
I don't know what would have made him think, 'I'm going to dress like a supervillian of the opposite sex from thirty-five years ago.'
Costumes: Nothing like sweaty polyester to keep the sane at arms' length, though I have to give that one guy props for dressing as Granny Goodness. Takes balls, kids.
Sun 11/30: Jerzy Drozd, who teaches comic art, says, "During my recent trip to Wizard World Chicago, I was delighted to see a grown man dressed as Granny Goodness."
Is there anyone who doesn't think that Granny Goodness is a terrific costume for J.R.? Anyone? Yes, lowlie child? You in the green and yellow outfit? Did you have something to say?
I didn't THINK so.
Then, hearing no objections and with a tip of the hat to the artwork of the great Jack Kirby...
...I'm pleased to present this year's costume for Wizard World: Granny Goodness.
There's more to come as I find time to blog under the Granny Goodness label. And I'm sure there will be other people blogging and posting about the costume. It was a real hit and lots of people wanted to have their picture taken with Granny. Like this little child from, oh what was that planet's name? Oh, yes. From Krypton.
A weekly check-in on the Banjo versus TV project — J.R.'s resolution to spend more time in 2008 on his banjo than on TV.
If you've been following my first-banjoversary-labelled post you know what I've been up to this last week. But I'll bet you still have questions, yes you do. Two questions, in fact.
It's J.R.'s one year banjoversary and he's writing a series of posts on where he's been and where he's going, banjo-wise.
Yes, after those first six months I just wasn't making the progress that I wanted to. I'd performed on stage and had a good time doing so, but I wasn't satisfied with my musical performance. I'd spent half a year on my banjo and had gone to lessons every week (mostly), but I could just barely manage a Seeger-style sing-along. (And I'd have needed the printed music and a lot of practice before I could play the song.)
Coincidentally – or perhaps because the universe just wanted me to learn to play the banjo better – this period of realization came upon me at the end of the year, just in time for a new year's resolution:
My new year's resolution for 2008 is to spend at least as much time playing my banjo as I spend watching TV.
I purchase what will become the best gadget in my toolkit: an Olympus WS-311M digital voice recorder. In the coming weeks I'll use it to record banjo classes, my lessons with Mike and my own progress.
Because I discuss my goals so publicly I'm more likely to achieve them.
I go to a jam with the Windy City Jammers. I have a good time and I resolve to go back frequently, despite the fact that I feel like my skill level isn't there yet. (I haven't gone back yet.)
A big break-through occurs and my practice starts to pay off when my basal ganglia (some call it "muscle memory") learns the forward roll. Mike says I sound good! We play a couple of songs together and he says, "I actually had fun playing with you." Woo-hoo!!
The redhead says, "Hey! You're sounding good. I was actually nodding my head to that one." I look forward to the day when people compliment me on my banjo playing without using the term "actually".
I'm a little bored with the few songs in my books that are within my current skill range, so I order some "easy banjo solo" books.
Aaaand that's kind of it for the whole month. I don't practice nearly enough.
Month 5: Thinks perk up 'cause I have a goal
Flatts & Sharpe announces that it will be hosting a recital for its students, so the month is pretty much dominated by my preparation for that event. I decide to do "The Preamble" from School House Rock.
Mike helps me figure out the chords.
I try to learn a few new tricks for the piece (like Scruggs-style forward rolls), but I wind up abandoning them because I can't learn them well enough in time.
Month 6: Shoving myself onstage
I perform at the recital and I'm a hit. But, being honest with myself, I realize that I got through it on enthusiasm and a really good slide show.
Think I'm being too hard on myself? Check out the terrible hand positions from these photos of the recital: See? I'm having fun, but my right hand is doing everything from the wrist (like Mike had warned me against in month 2) and I'm holding my left hand like a claw (ditto).
I get involved in the holidays and don't do much with the banjo for the rest of the month.
Sorry to end the post on such a downer, but that's really where I was after six months. Things will pick up in the next post, though, because I've created a trick that helped me stick with my practicing.
It's been one year since the redhead gave me the best birthday present ever. Let's relive that moment, shall we?
It's 2007, we're having a birthday dinner at a nice vegetarian restaurant and I'm opening a big, oddly-shaped package from the redhead.
Isn't she wonderful?
And as you know (especially if you've been reading my blog and the 61 posts [so far] with the Banjo label) I've been working on my banjo playing ever since.
How am I celebrating my banjoversary? By blogging. A lot. I'm going to use this occasion to have a little public think session about where I've been and where I'm going, banjo-wise.
So, if you like that sort of thing, then this is the sort of thing you'll like and you should really like the next few posts.
Update: It's not just my birthday. It's not just my banjoversary. Apparently, June 20th is the happiest day of the year for everybody. (Thanks for the link, little sister!) (Link broken? Try this one.)
A weekly check-in on the Banjo versus TV project — J.R.'s resolution to spend more time in 2008 on his banjo than on TV.
I spent most of my banjo time this week listening to the audios from Midwest Banjo Camp. (And yes, I'm getting them together so we attendees can share them, like I promised. Stay tuned.)
It was all part of a thinking-about-where-I-am experience that I'm in the middle of. More on that soon.
But not much actual practice this week. Guess I'm still on that plateau.
Also in the last week:
Here's an example of a video that counts both as TV time and banjo time:
I'm going to start a new personal tradition this year by burning a tattered flag. Like the U.S. Flag Code says:
The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning. (4 U.S.C. Chapter 1 [The Flag] § 8 [Respect for flag])
If any of you have flags that are tattered or torn, maybe you could join me in burning that flag on Flag Day. I've got one that's too frayed to repair, so its time has come.